I laughed to the point where I almost peed my jeans.
I don't want to spoil it for everyone... so all I'm going to say is:
"Walt Kowalski: Relax zipperhead. I'm not gonna shoot you. I look down to her, if I was you. You know, I knew you were a dipshit the first time I ever saw you. Then I thought you were worse with women than stealing cars, toad.
Thao Vang Lor: It's "Thao".
Walt Kowalski: What?
Thao Vang Lor: It's not "toad"! My name is "Thao"...
Walt Kowalski: Yeah well you are blowing it with that girl who was there. Not that I give two shits about a toad like you.
Thao Vang Lor: You don't know what you are talking about.
Walt Kowalski: You're wrong eggroll, I know exactly what I'm talking about. I may not be the most pleasant person to be around, but I got the best woman who was ever on this planet to marry me. I worked at it, it was the best thing ever happened to me. Hands down. But you, you know, you're letting Klit-Klat, Ding-Dong and Charlie Chan, just walk out with miss "what's her face". She likes you, you know? Though I don't know why!
Thao Vang Lor: who?
Walt Kowalski: Yum Yum. You know the girl in the purple sweater. She's been looking at you all day, stupid!
Thao Vang Lor: You mean Youa?
Walt Kowalski: Yeah... "Yum Yum"... yeah... nice girl... nice girl, very charming girl... I talked with her... yeah. But you, you just let her walk out right out with the 3 stooges. And you know why? 'cause you're a big fat pussy. Well, I gotta go. Good day pussycake."
You honestly need to go watch this movie, not just because of the fact that it is a great movie, but because Clint Eastwood said that it might be his last film.
Oh, and... "Get me another beer, Dragon Lady!" :D
>>>>Here's a little scene from the movie<<<<
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